KC

In the last year I've made a new friend. As always, to keep his identity secret, let's just call him KC. 

KC is an interesting fellow and ironically shares a lot of the traits that I’m blessed with. He’ll turn 53 later this year and likes going for long walks. He often preys that he will see someone nude along his walking route, preferably female!!! Although at this point he’d settle for a well hung red head dude walking his dog. KC also has a knack for sarcasm, sharp witted and dare I say a most comely looking gentlemen. During a recent conversation with KC I was explaining my recent fears of having health issues of all sorts and his retort was, “JB I’m shocked you've lived this long”. What a guy!!!

KC is also a business owner with his wife.  Quite a different industry though. Although in both someone usually ends up getting fucked.   You see, They own and star in an adult film company that mostly does Lorno’s. For you not in the know, Lorno is just “light porno”, which shockingly is quite lucrative. KC and his wife are building a lake house in Tahoe and love offshore fishing. Ohhhh and the wife, what a silver fox!!! And she swears like a drunken sailor!!! They also have 2 children. The daughter, having just turning 21 is trying to break in to the family business, which most may seem as a failure, makes KC beam with pride!!! Not the mention the money it’ll save him in not having to hire other young starlets. Their 18  year old son is a freshmen at Juilliard studying dance and exploring his sexuality. See, a lot like my family!!!

That’s about where our similarities end. 

Although KC is my age, he’s the epitome of good health.  185 pounds 6’3” tall with 6 pack abs. His hair is stylish with not a grey hair to be found. KC is a handsome son of a bitch!!!  He admits to waxing his back, shoulders, ears and nose which frankly I could never imagine doing. Back in high school he was the captain of his football and won state all four years at Northwest High. Go Gators!!! He’s also an avid golfer who often shoots under par and has 8 holes in one in his lifetime. 4 right handed and 4 left handed. He’s ran 20 marathons. All under 2:43 hours!!! He loves to dance and is always the life of the party. His drink of choice is Passion Fruit Truly. Truly a man’s man!!! Abandoned by his family at 15, he started working at the local Taco Bell where he was adopted by the Touhy family. Seeing KC’s abundant talents they convinced him to attend Ole Miss where he became All American linemen. He graduated with a film degree and dabbled with writing and producing Romcoms until settling on becoming a Lorno Legend. He met his wife on the set of  The Cutting Edge where she was working as an extra and him a stage hand. It was love at first site. Married 3 days later the rest is history. Dan Marino was his best man and Madonna performed at the wedding.

I’m lucky to have met KC. I find him to be a true inspiration. He’s helped me over the past year realize sometimes just being at the right place at the right time is what it’s all about. That’s why important to not to get caught up on a routine. You never know where taking that new path is going to lead you. You could get lucky enough, like me, to find someone like KC. Or Lady Gaga, I don’t fucking know!!! Ohhh and if you happen to come across some Lorno titled Naughty In Nokomis, that was not me!!!

Peace and love peeps!!!