Weddings are the Shit!!!

My wife and daughter and I attended my cousins wedding in Troy NY not too long ago. My cousin ceremony was held in a Roman Catholic Church. I don't Know if my reading audience is familiar but these type of weddings along with the mass take some where between 2 months and infinity. A possible slight exaggertion, but they are fucking looooong. Anyhoo..... about 7 hours into the ceremony an errant young local Troyian enters the church (in his basketball attire) and proceeds to the front of the church for what I can only assume is to use the lords throne. Judging by the amount of time this young man spent in Christ's commode it was more of a dropping of the kids in the holy water than a simple wee-wee. After what seeemed like 3 days and 3 nights the young man had risen and with no shame walked up the aisle and exited the church ready to take on whatever competition Troy had for him out on the courts. May I say you are my GOD young man. Something I will treasure forever. Other observations: It was interesting to see how much my daughter Dre was interested in the church part of the wedding. Maybe interested isn't the right term, but she did comment about how I knew a lot of the prayers and things that were going on during the mass. And even asked a few questions. When you go to church every Sunday for 16 years things seem to stick I guess. After the 16 years of practice I decided that that was enough for me. Soon after, I started dating my lovely wife Sandstram and there was no going back. I was now destined to spend the rest of my life full of sin and more than likely a first class ticket to H E double Hockeysticks!!! Once Sandstram and I got hitched and started to do the sex and have childs, we pretty much decided in order to keep the family together we should raise Snek and Dre as little heathens so we could all remain as a family unit here on earth and in the after life in the bowels of hell. I digress, the reception was a hoot. My cousin and her new hubby are both military. In fact, I think her husband's whole family going way back to the dinosaurs were all military. Kinda like Lieutenant Dan from Forrest Gump. His father is a newly retired 2 Star general for fuck sake!!! It's astonishing to me how committed these peeps are. I am truly amazed!!! Speaking of committed, it wasn't long ago this year that I thought I may need to be committed. But, that will have to wait for another time. Love you mofo's!!!

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