I Ain’t xious!!!

Probably my reading audience of many will find it hard to believe that I am not perfect. I know what you're thinking, JB there's no way a human being as smart, sexy, successful, funny, stylish and fine as fuck as yourself could be anything but PERFECT? I'm going to let you in on a secret. I worry. By that, I mean my entire life I have worried. Everyday. About everything and nothing. I have lived my life by the old mantra of ducks shiting in a pond. You know, calm on the surface but green apple squirts coming out under the water. At least that's what I think the saying is? I digress... All this changed earlier this year when I told Sandstram that I was having the "big one" and on the verge of joining my loved ones in the afterlife. Not quite ready to for a family reunion in hell I panically begged Sandstram to rush me to the hospital STAT!!! After a few hours of convincing by people at the hospital that are much more knowledgable than myself and lots of testing, it turns out I had a panic attack. Needless to say, the trauma from this event has forever changed my life and after about 3 months of really anxious and not so much fun times, actual HELL, I believe I'm now a better version of my old self. Probably not the funniest post that you're going to read, but I thought being Thanksgiving week it was fitting. Mainly, because especially this year I'm truly appreciative of the support from my friends and loved ones. I personally want to thank every one of you. Sandstram, Snek, Dre, Russ, Pizza and Cher. Checking in on me, nice texts that you were thinking about me, and listening to my unreasonable phobias about everything imaginable. I truly love you all and is what I'm most thankful for. And just know, if any of you happen to go thru anyhing like this in the future, you bitches are on your own!!! Happy Turkey Day Fuckers!!! Next up a trip down memory lane to visit a young and innocent 12 year old JB!!!

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