By request JB is BACK!!!!

That's right folks, I'm fucking back baby!!! Back in Bloggy Land whatevers the fuck that is. A lot has changed since the last time I blogged.  But some things will never change. Example, my piss poor use of grammar and spelling and or my ultra lowbrow attempt at humour, i.e. sarcasm. You know sarcasm, angers little cousin.

A few things before we get started. The lucky few that are viewing this, first off I apologize. Secondly, as you can probably assume by the title of this blog this is my ONLY MAN page which is free now, but soon will probably be clogged up with all type of peeps trying to check out my JUNK. If you Know what I'm sayin!!! So enjoy it while it last.

Lastly, all family and friends that are depicted in the stories to come in the near future names will be change to protect the innocent and more importantly the guilty. Hopefully that puts all of you at ease.

Got to go for now, but will be back soon!!! Love you fuckers!!!




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