ONLY a MAN

I know what you’re thinking, another awesome Blog Title. Turns out the DADDY in this title is an acronym, but more on that later. Let’s go back in time to around 1983 and catch up with a prepubescent 12-year-old JB, shall we? At this point in my life, I spent most of my time, when not in school going to work with my old man Tiny Tim. Probably hard to believe in young JB’s eyes there was less drama away from the house and dealing with Tim’s shenanigans out in what I thought was the “real world”. Here’s a normal workday: 5 AM Tiny Tim opens my bedroom door, “Let go of your cock and grab your socks, you’re in the army now!!!” Literally every fucking morning. I quickly get dressed and head out to our addition that Tim swears he built and paid for with dog track winnings, but we all know that is complete bullshit. Probably if he had saved or invested all the money, he spent either gambling or drinking he could have bought a new house instead of a 24’x24’ addition. Tim is drinking his seco...

Probably my reading audience of many will find it hard to believe that I am not perfect. I know what you're thinking, JB there's no way a human being as smart, sexy, successful, funny, stylish and fine as fuck as yourself could be anything but PERFECT? I'm going to let you in on a secret. I worry. By that, I mean my entire life I have worried. Everyday. About everything and nothing. I have lived my life by the old mantra of ducks shiting in a pond. You know, calm on the surface but green apple squirts coming out under the water. At least that's what I think the saying is? I digress... All this changed earlier this year when I told Sandstram that I was having the "big one" and on the verge of joining my loved ones in the afterlife. Not quite ready to for a family reunion in hell I panically begged Sandstram to rush me to the hospital STAT!!! After a few hours of convincing by people at the hospital that are much more knowledgable than myself and lots of testi...

My wife and daughter and I attended my cousins wedding in Troy NY not too long ago. My cousin ceremony was held in a Roman Catholic Church. I don't Know if my reading audience is familiar but these type of weddings along with the mass take some where between 2 months and infinity. A possible slight exaggertion, but they are fucking looooong. Anyhoo..... about 7 hours into the ceremony an errant young local Troyian enters the church (in his basketball attire) and proceeds to the front of the church for what I can only assume is to use the lords throne. Judging by the amount of time this young man spent in Christ's commode it was more of a dropping of the kids in the holy water than a simple wee-wee. After what seeemed like 3 days and 3 nights the young man had risen and with no shame walked up the aisle and exited the church ready to take on whatever competition Troy had for him out on the courts. May I say you are my GOD young man. Something I will treasure forever. Other obse...

That's right folks, I'm fucking back baby!!! Back in Bloggy Land whatevers the fuck that i s. A lot has changed since the last time I blogged.  But some things will never change. Example, my piss poor use of grammar and spelling and or my ultra lowbrow attempt at humour, i.e. sarcasm. You know sarcasm, angers little cousin. A few things before we get started. The lucky few that are viewing this, first off I apologize. Secondly, as you can probably assume by the title of this blog this is my ONLY MAN page which is free now, but soon will probably be clogged up with all type of peeps trying to check out my JUNK. If you Know what I'm sayin!!! So enjoy it while it last. Lastly, all family and friends that are depicted in the stories to come in the near future names will be change to protect the innocent and more importantly the guilty. Hopefully that puts all of you at ease. Got to go for now, but will be back soon!!! Love you fuckers!!!