ONLY a MAN

Hey JB, it’s me!!! I know it’s confusing, but try to follow along you twit.  I’m that voice that you hear inside that pea brain of yours. Sure, the intelligent “high functioning” side thats actually typing right now and is capable of the majority of your every day reasoning, it’s me that you also hear. You see, I too have lots of functions and for the most part perform them flawlessly. My main goal is to keep you safe. You know when you do something stupid or you get attacked by an errant ferocious animal. Not a lot of those around anymore though. I also control your amygdala which, as you already know, means I’m in charge of all your emotions.  Worry, Fear, doubt and many more!!! And boy do you ever worry. You always have. You're my bitch JB!!!  Over a year and a half ago, your worry became much more. Let’s just say that maybe you had a mid-life crisis. Or more simple a panic attack. It’s ok, it happens. Not to a big strong guy like you. Before that time, ohhh I was ther...

  Fourteen years ago my wife and I started a company where grown ups could live their childhood fantasies and come and experience running heavy construction equipment in a safe environment. Holy shit, I sound like a PR person!!! During this time I was also in peak running shape. And for a fatally obese man looking most comely if I do say myself!!! Hell, who am I kidding, I'm still hot as fuck!!! I digress..... My wife being the promoter at heart that she is found that a company was looking for heavy equipment operators to be on a game show that they were going to film in mid-November. What better way to  promote our fledgling company than a person that locks up in front of a camera and sounds like he swallowed a fist full of marbles? Just in case there is any confusion, that person was me. With much encouragement from my wife, I/WE applied. We had to have an interview portion for the application as well as some video of me driving equipment and showing some skills. Somehow, de...

This past week the best son ever to roam this green earth stopped everything and took his parents to their old stomping grounds in Burlington Massachusetts for my mother's 60th high school reunion. In case you had any doubt that guy is ME!!! Honestly, I give all the credit to my support team, which consists of my wife, son and especially my sister, who puts up with way more shit than any person should have to. Oh yeah, Dre was there occasionally but was smart enough to miss most of the exciting parts which was the flights to and fro!!! Love you Dre girl!!!! Miss you already!!!! During this trip I got to see a different view of how people perceive things which always amazes me and I want that to be the main topic of this blog.  On the last day of the trip there was a huge family get together, mostly apprised of people from my dad side of the family. There were a shit ton of people at this shindig, some I haven't seen for years!!! My father is one of only 2 of his 6 siblings that...

Seriously, WTF??? We are definitely heading the wrong way in a lot of things it seems. Let's dive into a few of JB's pet peeves. Throwing lit cigarettes' out of moving vehicles, or for that matter parked vehicles , and for that matter make that all fucking trash in general. We have become some trash throwing motherfuckers as of late and I'm tired of it!!! Please take your trash and throw it in a TRASH can. The ground is not your personal trash can bitches!!! Your momma ain't gonna pick up for you. Grow up you fucks!!! And hey you kid in our neighborhood, I'm extremely proud of you helping take up the trash and recycling can up for your parents. Just perhaps next time pick up the one plastic bottle feet from the recycling can too. You lazy Fuck!!!  You lost me a bet asshole!!! Next, I will be the first to admit I am not perfect, even though I Know you readers will find that hard to believe. That's right, JB often makes mistakes!!! Just look at these written w...