ONLY a MAN

Before I get started, with all due respect, I would like to apologize for last weeks blog. It was obviously not comprehendible to the majority of my multitude of readers and frankly I'm better than that.  Let's take another walk down memory lane. This time let's visit JB in his formative college days at University Of Southern Mississippi. I know what you're thinking, how was USM able to corral such a talent to their fine establishment? Well, considering my outstanding 820 SAT there were not a lot of options out there. Shockingly MIT was NOT interested. I did have all the military colleges interested in me though. Don't let my creative writing style and almost perfect SAT score fool you. I also was quite an athlete back in the day. At least in mind I was. Upon entering the hallowed halls of Southern, I began training to attempt to walk on for my sophomore year of college. My suite mate Al, happened to be a bodybuilder so he was more than happy to help me with this mi...

In the last year I've made a new friend. As always, to keep his identity secret, let's just call him KC.  KC is an interesting fellow and ironically shares a lot of the traits that I’m blessed with. He’ll turn 53 later this year and likes going for long walks. He often preys that he will see someone nude along his walking route, preferably female!!! Although at this point he’d settle for a well hung red head dude walking his dog. KC also has a knack for sarcasm, sharp witted and dare I say a most comely looking gentlemen. During a recent conversation with KC I was explaining my recent fears of having health issues of all sorts and his retort was, “JB I’m shocked you've lived this long”. What a guy!!! KC is also a business owner with his wife.  Quite a different industry though. Although in both someone usually ends up getting fucked.   You see, They own and star in an adult film company that mostly does Lorno’s. For you not in the know, Lorno is just “light porno”, which ...

Scratch that, reverse it!!! Not really though. As you get older time moves way too fast. I remember when I was a small children not being able to wait for life events to happen. You know, I can't wait for Halloween, Christmas, Birthdays, Special Family trips and to lose my virginity. Now frankly I CAN wait. Except for the virginity one. I guess what I'm getting at in my usual horrible writing style is, treat life like a marathon. But, not a shitty hilly one like the one I ran in Vermont. I would strive to live life like the the New York Marathon. Now that's a fucking life worth living. Or you all could come along on the JB life marathon and see what you think? For the one of you that is still reading, no need to stretch, let's get right into this thing shall we? The first few miles of life, marathon or basically anything have always been the worse in my opinion. Starting out is hard. As we start on this life journey, take a moment to put that phone or whatever your read...