ONLY a MAN

Happy New Year!!! You fucks.  I recently finished the Hamilton book so I can have a better understanding for the musical Dre, Cher and I will be experiencing in late February. All I can say about Hamilton and the other founding founders is holy fuck sticks these bitches didn’t play. When they weren’t kicking the shit out of the Brits, starting a government from scratch and writing hundreds of papers to make sense and defend what they created. All the while avoiding getting small pox, dysentery and malaria. When it was finally time to chill, they hammered booze, had the sex with their wives, or woman of little virtue, or if all else failed an occasional guy. “Allegedly ” Party fucking animals!!!  I digress….  What I took mostly from the book is what my blog title says. Go ahead and look back at it, I’ll wait.  This is how I suggest we take on 2024. Not wasting our collective shot. No, you don’t have to drink a whole 750ml of vodka or have lots    of pro...

It was a quiet Christmas morning just a few days back.  Went for my daily walk to get worries off my back.  The walk started off normal and all seemed right.  My body started to awake from its restful night.  I’ve always hoped to see a glimpse of nudity along my way.  Of course of the female persuasion is what I would always pray   Onto US 41 I quickly steered.  And in the distance a petite figure appeared. Excitedly I walked, the dream was coming true. Every step my excitement grew. Unfortunately the closer I got, I started to realize it was all for not.  Seriously, how fucking rude.  It was just a hippie dude.   Just when I started to frown, His sweatpants started slipping down.  Down to his ankles they dropped  And out his huge hog plopped. Not the way I saw this wish going. Red head hippie with his massive dong showing. He had no qualms of walking around bare ass,  Obviously proud of his body and appendage mass.  ...

  My Dearest Fiona,   How I miss thee!!! We have shared some great times over the past 15 years, and you have given me so much joy and pleasure. I mean you truly get me. You have always been able to almost instinctively able to know how much stress I have and even when my heart is beating extra hard during physical activity. You also seem to know when I have had a great night’s sleep and when it’s going to be a bright sunshine day.   Like a true partner you alert me to emails and texts seconds before I am even aware of them. As if we were one bonded together.   You were with me through the victorious days and not so triumphant ones. When I was a serious runner, you were there on the many days that I almost shit myself but managed to avoid the popular “brown mile”. The Lord knows there were some turtle poking moments. You were there on that glorious day that I finally broke the elusive 4-hour marathon mark in New York. You were there when I felt strong and whe...

  I know what you’re thinking…. JB you mentioned saving Thanksgivings as a teaser last week. Well yes, I did astute audience. And I meant what I said. While it’s no surprise to you folks that think I hung the Sun that in the past I saved a many a Thanksgivings by diving for pies destined for the open trash can to the extreme energy and happiness that exudes from me during all the holidays!!! None of that is what I’m speaking of though. I will by saving all future Thanksgivings by running. And by running, I mean I’m throwing my proverbial sombrero, yamaka, baseball and cowboy hat into the ring. You guessed it, I’m running to be the 47 th President of these United States. Our motto “Let’s build back and at the same make America mediocre again”. I think this is a good start. After 4 years of mediocrity, we can shoot for make thing just Gooder in my second term.   I know what your asking, how in the living fuck is someone that just recently started writing a blog again ...

What’s up with the world today,  Seems everyone got something to add,  Peeps full of anger and dismay,  Learning about older sisters and possible new dads.   It’ll be all right just be witty,  None of your problems are that drastic,  Life can be awesome or really shitty,  You’ll make it through by being sarcastic.   Listen to radio,social media and TV,  Programmed to control and bring us all down,  All the shits full of fear and anxiety,  Tired of all the sadness and seeing all the frowns.   It’ll be all right just be witty,  None of your problems are that drastic,  Life can be awesome or really shitty,  You’ll make it through by being sarcastic.   Just when everything seems to be going right,  Started swinging with the mom for liberty,  That all changed one forgettable night,  When that mommy’s hubby visited me.   It’ll be all right just be witty,  None of y...