ONLY a MAN

What’s up? It’s JB!!! Today I turned 53. 52 is gone and now part of my past.  However, it brought changes that will forever last.  New acquaintances health fears and anxiety.  To go along with old friends worry and my love of 3’s.  For so long taking the worry to the worse possible extreme. Knowing the outcome will probably be better than worse, or somewhere between. Enough of this shit it’s my birthday no more pity. I just spent a great time in NY City. Ahhhh, the NY life with my 2 queens. Getting contact highs on the streets and from the Kreme. No horses were freed, art jacked or tats gotten. But all the memories will never be forgotten. We were still able to gain some fame.  At our go-to Starby’s they know us by name. We spent most times walking endlessly outside. But took time to sit down and enjoy The Ride. Hamilton, Burr and crew showed unbelievable flow, But for me, my boy King George stole the show. Dre almost got took out by an Islander fans cane. That ...

  If you're a red, white and blue bleedin Merican you know this coming weekend is the Great American Race. No not the most excellent race between two old fucks that arguably no one wants to run this once fine country. That’s right you mother fucks, it’s Racin Time!!! The Daytona 500!!!   Here’s a not so brief history of the race as seen thru the eyes of one proud as shit American. Did I mention he’s handsome as well? That’s right it’s me, JB.   My story starts the with my old man Slim Tim, just a few years before I stated driving his drunk ass around 1979 ish. Old Slim met his friends annually from Massachusetts at the race and in 79 I got permission to tag along for the first time. Probably hard for you to imagine, but Slim meeting up with his friends  mostly involved drinking a shit ton of alcohol and getting hammered drunk!!!  And what’s better to do after drinking all day? Take to the roads of Daytona in the 2 rental cars (usually Lincoln's or Cadill...

  No not the ultra-gooey fruit!!! I’m speaking of dating and relationships. I truly think I would be single forever in today’s world. With all the crazy dating apps out there, I really wouldn’t know where to start. You got E-Harmony, Date My Age, Hinge, Bumble, Match, Her, Tinder, Plenty of Fish, and my fav Grinder just to name a few!!! I mean where would I even start? Well, you know, probably with Grinder. Back in my day you had to bravely approach the one we fancied and ask them to a movie or perhaps if you were really coordinated the local skating rink. And if you were a big fat chicken you could try the ever-trusted hand passed note with: Do You Like Me? Yes____ No____ Maybe____   What could go wrong?   I have to say though I’m extremely impressed by my young readers out there.   Learned Dr. Cher my daughter from another mother and father has found a wonderful young man named Sony.   From everything I can see from an outsider looking in h...